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you got to encounter dusty rhodes to get to the american dream …

so i think so superfly: jimmy snuka

that i can swandive in your thought process, scrappa

jeff hardy make your table shatter

so scrap the swanton bomb shrapnel

as i’m climbing up the ladder

the crowd chanting for a sabu writer from the rafters

cursive barbwire

rob van dam! big show spit like great muta

each metaphor pricks like a pile of thumbtacks

for the love of mankind, you better off hugging cactus, jack

demonstrate that fortitude

that make vince mcmahon get off his high horse

to come to you to congratulate

the game, though, the game …

will try to berate


cerebrally character assassinate

that’s triple hate

like triple h

try to hit you off their pedigree

counter that and react with that stone cold philosophy

stun ‘em, stun ‘em, stone cold stun ‘em

run’ em, done ‘em like goldberg running

a jobber like brooklyn brawler

a strategic scholar as focused as the undertaker’s situp

headline gravitas

for ted dibiase dollars

"raw": a wrestling prompt lyric (not a poem) by realproperlike

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Also, here is a music video starring some members of the Vagabond team, created by our soundguy Ates, from JJ’s band Symbols 
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Check out our Top 25 picks for this year’s Record Store Day.

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I was shooting for world peace,
Until I ran out out of bullets,
I put my arms down,
And returned to the underground,
To put some time in the mines,
To help free enslaved minds,
Starting with the freedom of mine,
So I can return to the front line,
There’s a war going on outside,
You can run but you can’t hide,
Sooner or later you have to pick a side.

Marcus Blake

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I’ve learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow. I’ve learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he-she handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights. I’ve learned that regardless of your relationship with your parents, you’ll miss them when they’re gone from your life. I’ve learned that making a living is not the same thing as making a life. I’ve learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance. I’ve learned that you shouldn’t go through life with a catcher’s mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw some things back. I’ve learned that whenever I decide something with an open heart, I usually make the right decision. I’ve learned that even when I have pains, I don’t have to be one. I’ve learned that every day you should reach out and touch someone. People love a warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back. I’ve learned that I still have a lot to.

— Frankie Morales

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You are so uptight that you cannot even sing in the shower. So you have a few drinks and you can sing in the streets and dance. What you seek has never been in a bottle. What you seek is a state of consciousness. Your true self. Freedom. Love.

— William Simmons

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Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

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Rebellion is the solution limitless is the gift,
We are in the midst of a creative revolution,
The powers that be don’t want us to be free,
They want us to lower our arms and voices,
So they can slowly limit our minds and choices,
I have chosen to take the lead,
As space odyssey moving at God speed,
Create or Die is the creed that bleed,
Through the cracks of my armor,
My elixir is a mixture of chaos and karma,
I am made in the image of the great creator,
Destine to create something much greater,
This is bigger than any common scripture,
From my viewpoint I see the bigger picture.

— Marcus Blake

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Geez how morbid has my mind become

It marches on to the beat of it’s own drum

Don’t stop me now because here I come

From the land of the living when my soul succumbs

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Doors open Every Tuesday night at The Vagabond. Blues, Jazz, Soul Open Mic. All musicians, poets, & artists are welcome.

Stone Groove every Tuedays @ the Vagabond 

Downtown Miami

photo’s by

30 ne 14th st dtn Miami, flDoors open Every Tuesday night at The Vagabond. Blues, Jazz, Soul Open Mic. All musicians, poets, & artists are welcome.

Stone Groove every Tuedays @ the Vagabond 

Downtown Miami

photo’s by

30 ne 14th st dtn Miami, fl

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Doors open Every Tuesday night at The Vagabond. Blues, Jazz, Soul Open Mic. All musicians, poets, & artists are welcome.
Stone Groove every Tuedays @ the Vagabond 
Downtown Miami
photo’s by

30 ne 14th st The Vagabond

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Vice City

Bright lights, big city.
Low wages, high-inflation rates, a lot of rent to pay, in synergy
with jobs that aren’t fulfilling.

So what’s the remedy?

The Vice City Menu

-Liquid stress-relief*
-Sexual release*
-Chemically-induced energy*
-Sticky-Icky leaves*

(*with or without prescriptive needs).
(*For side-effects see: side “B”).

Let’s commence the feast!

Vice City In Brief

Tonight, we will be serving a mimicry
Of last week’s post-dinner drinking spree.. *clink* indeed!
Eyes chink from weed;
Coke sniff and breaaaathe.
Allow your nasal passages to bask in the winter freeze; snowmen at 86 degrees!
Be like Rudolph the red-nosed
In a whole different scene
With no Christmas trees:
Nose-sledding down a set of keys
“Look at me!”
Welcome to Miami:
Full pitchers, please,
New friends-to-be,
few pictures “cheeeeeeese!”


"Dude, let’s hit the beach"
“Un taxi a Brickell, plis!”
“Tonight I’m doing me”
“Let’s bag some bitches B!”

The Vice City Creed

-Keep moral compass out of
symmetry… infinitely.

-Be willing to be intimate or sleep
with the first attractive person that you meet once drink limit has been reached.

-Rumors will circulate like the AC ventilation in your jeep: but try to be discreet. When faced with inquisition, repeat: “Little ole’ innocent me? who are you kidding?!? Pleeeeese! That’s not how I was raised to be!”

-Words are just speech, not actions we should actually complete: do not check statements for accuracy before you speak (there is no need!).

-Gossip without regard for whom takes the heat as long as you’ve got them beat. Compete! Compete! Compete!

-And always remember: life is sweet!

Vice City Rules (Please Read!)

1) You’re not cheating if nobody sees.

2) Only single people never cheat.

3) Kindly tip the strippers, please!

4) Smoke, drink, sniff, repeat!

5) Always satisfy your needs.

6) Shop until you feel relief.

7) Keep Trojans like a Classic Greek.

8) Continue using birth control, unless to keep the man you seek.

Welcome to Vice City!

Side B (Boring, but brief!)

Side effects may include: STDs, reduced lung capacity and life expectancy, increased risk of heart-attack and liver disease. Ability to look in mirror may be decreased.

Please consult your doctor, Jesus, or a priest if you experience any of these:

- Lowered self-esteem
- Lowered health, and pain
- Heightened sense of shame
- Urgent need to leave
- Inability to dream

— I-profit

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